Pagan Jokes Humor / Funny Pagan stuff Date: May 05, 2004 - 11:24 AM Added by Jilda on May 8th: Q Why do witches ride naked on brooms? A To get a better grip Q: What do you say to an angry witch? A: Ribbit Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends? A: They worship the ground you walk on. Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle? A: There's white-out on the floor Q: Why do witches use Brooms? A: Because nature abhors a vacuum. Q: What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? A: A Self-Cleaning Coven Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry? A: He goes Qua-ballistic. Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid? A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there. A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "Ha! you are a fraud!", says the man, " I happen to be the father of 3 children!" "That's what you think," says the fortune teller. This article comes from Phoenix Phamily - Supporting the Phoenix festivals community http://www.phoenixfestivals.com./ The URL for this story is: http://www.phoenixfestivals.com./modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=362